Santa and Maude Claude
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What happened to
Jolly Old St. Nick?
Who are Santa and Maude Claude?
Our Santa Claude is like no other Santa you have ever met. Accompanied by his nag-ging wife, Maude and his loyal elf, Clumsy, these three are a recipe for some great enter-tainment for any Holiday party. Please note, this show is NOT recommended for children. Jolly Old St. Nick ain't so jolly any more. You see, the elves have gone on strike and decided to open-up their own home-shopping network. The strain of the heavy workload on the old guy has caused him to lose a lot of weight. Money has been kinda tight since he sneaks out to the track whenever the "old bag" isn't watching. And please don't mention his reindeer. Apparently, some of them brought home Lyme disease, so he had to "get rid of them". In addition to all this, San-ta Claude has been nipping at the bottle. Needless to say, he's a mess! And if life has-n't kicked him in the butt hard enough, his wife, Maude will. She can put any nagging housewife to shame in sixty seconds or less. She's had it with Christmas and all the kid's screaming "give me this.... I want that...” She is trying to persuade Santa to retire and give up the whole gift-giving thing. The only elf who didn't screw the old guy over is Clumsy... need we say more?
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